Ah— yes, right! Me too— haha- ah— [Settles his hand on his forehead for a moment for an awkward laugh, looking her over with a halted, continuously blinking confusion.] Ah— that is to say— you— er— fishnets in Winter? I mean, ah— they’re very nice! But ah— very— very— revealing, aha— [Wipes his hand down over his eyes and settles it over his mouth - smiling nervously underneath and mumbling through his fingers.] Not everyone’s gonna be dressed that way tonight, are they—?
Well, they came with the costume, Carl. I mean, at least I’m not going barelegged.
Revealing? Really? I picked this over the other costume because I thought it was a more modest choice. *pulls out her phone and shows him a picture*

*shakes her head* Not unless they bought their own costumes.
*pulls out some beads and puts them over his head*
(Source: mollygoodgolly)
