Quotes from Anchorman. 

Black- I dont know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me

(Dan)

Purple- I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

(Allen, Harvest King, Neil, Louis, Owen, Jin)

Blue-I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party.

Green- For just one night let’s not be Co-workers. Let’s be Co-people. 

(Chase, Kevin, Wizard)

Yellow- I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you. (Romantic Level)

Orange-I know that one day Veronica and I are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won’t be invited. (Romantic Level)

Red- Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. (Romantic Level)

Marriage- “From all of us here at the World News Center, I’m Veronica Corningstone.” “And I’m Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, planet Earth.”

Heartbreak- You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy. You have broken my heart.

(Gill)

Hate- I said…your hair looks stupid.

I Will Buy You Pregnancy Tests- Hello. This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy results here, and guess what? You, you got knocked up, so you should probably get out of news.

(Carl)