All That is Gold Does Not Glitter

You Are The Weirdest Person I Know [Molly/Candace]

un-spooling:

 

[Follows Molly into the house - her attention immediately going to the white cat. She smiles down at it - and she’d wave if she could, but she can’t so she don’t doesn’t.] Hi Santino. It’s nice to meet you.

Um— sure? What’s— what’s sun tea? [Puts the box down on Molly’s kitchen table, crouching down and attempting to lure Santino over with a hand balled into a fist for the cat to smell.] I don’t think I’ve— had sun tea before?

[The white cat stands, stretching out his front paws as his behind goes into the air, giving his tail a small flick. He follows them into the kitchen, keeping a safe distance, all the while keeping his attention on the box.]

Mm? Oh it’s like Cold tea but you use the sun to brew it. You can put water into a big jar and throw in some tea bags and stick it in the sun for a few hours. [Lowers her voice] Some say you don’t need the sun really to make it but I can’t break the habit. 

[Moves towards the fridge, pulling out a large glass jar with tea and lemon slices inside, a nozzle fixed to the bottom of the jar. Meanwhile, Santino looks from the box on the table to Candace, slowly stalking over towards the leg of the table and rubbing against it. he sticks his nose out to smell her balled fist, nose bobbing once, twice, three times before finally pressing his head against it. Molly fills two glasses with ice, she pours out the drink, setting one on the table for Candace] Ah- is he bothering you? 


You Only Talk To Me For My Hoers || Gwen & Molly

animallovergwen said: *places her hand son her hips, looking around at the animals* Eh. The horse races should be coming soon. Just thought I’d see how Figaro was doing.

[Tilts her head] Oh? Another race competition? That’s good to know. I was wondering if there would be another one with in the year or if it was more of an annual thing…

[Nods her head in the direction of her fenced in field of grass] He’s in the field playing with his ball. 

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Rolls

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Anonymous asked: "Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?"

Ehh maybe? I’m not sure. Probably past connections from home but nobody here.

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Anonymous asked: "Do you like the beach? What's your opinion on gettin' romantic on the beach?"

Ah- I do like the beach. i’m actually really happy that where I live, there is a beach right there.

Mmm-well I think it’s certainly a nice idea and cool to try everything at least once but- well sand does get everywhere, like literally every place you wouldn’t expect sand to be, so… [Shrugs]

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bowtiedbaker said: Wh—wha— please don’t haunt me!

Carrrrllllll, if I can’t haunt you, who am i supposed to haunt then?

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Anonymous asked: "Pause for a second, take a deep breath, and say the first thing that comes to your mind. No waiting for the second thought, either!"

….butts

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Anonymous asked: "WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON A NICE THICK SAUSAGE"

[Startled from the yelling] 

UM UH UM I THINK- I THINK IF IT’S TOO THICK, IT’S NOT REALLY NICE AT ALL, BUT IF IT HAS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF THICKNESS WITH THE RIGHT LENGTH, IT COULD BE A REALLY FANTASTIC SAUSAGE. 

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Anonymous asked: "If you died suddenly but was unable to move on, who would you seek help from in ghost form to help you? Only that one person would be able to see and hear you, so choose wisely."

Carl definitely. I mean I’d probably mess around with him first, like hide his flour or throw cupcakes at him or something, but then I’d ask him to help me? I mean, I would hope he could help anyway. if not I’d just haunt his cafe. 

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Anonymous asked: "If you had a make-out session with the last five people you spoke with, what would you think each would be like?"

Uh- let’s see…Carl, Candace, Kevin, Bob and Gwen…

Er- well I think Carl would be too surprised to do much of anything really. He’d be like [Carl Voice] “Molly, what are you doing, I’m not cake you can’t eat me- Oh you’re kissing me um- don’t do that please?

Candace seems a bit too shy really, i think she’d probably push my face away and maybe never talk to me again…maybe…

Kevin- er well we just met so…I’m not sure?

Bob um- I mean I don’t know him too well either but maybe he’d just stand there really.

Gwen seems like the type to either push you on your ass or kiss back…not so sure…

[Scratches the back of her head] Yeah, I don’t know…

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